A pastor, around the time of the peace, found that his microphone was not working. He promptly said “There’s something wrong with this microphone.” To which the congregation, expecting the peace, cheerfully replied “And also with you!”
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Change???!!
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How many Catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Lightbulb???!!
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Three Christian jokes, two awesome apps, and a fun fact about the Bible